Crystal: "Are the white sheets arousing you?"
Me: "...why would they be arousing me?"
Crystal: "Because they're clean!"
She did laundry today...
Bonus bedding related quote. While trying to draw a parallel to the flat sheet on a bed, Crystal once referred to it as the foreskin of bedding...
OMG, even I can't believe what comes out of her mouth! :)
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