Koalas

Crystal: We should get some eucalyptus. It smells great.

Michael: That would really bring down our Koala costs.

Crystal: What?

Michael: Koalas eat eucalyptus.

Crystal: I wonder if their farts smell nice...

Submissions from Lillie

Some Crystal Quotes that Lillie texted me...

Crystal (Talking about someone else on staff): If I had a stuffed animal of your hair...

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Crystal (To the crying baby that she was holding): I'm sorry. I would nurse you if I had milk in there!

Foxfire

Crystal: She looks like she could be from "Foxfire" (Foxfire: a book series about old-time Appalachian life)

Michael: That's John Denver.