Public vs. Private

Before going out to canvass for Robb Davis:

Michael: I like being seen in public with you.

Crystal: and I like being seen on private property with you!

On Musicals

"I do like musicals. Just not when the women sing really high. Then I want to stomp on their face."

"I hope Suessical isn't a bunch of small children singing high and rhyming, like blue, red,
Orange..."

-Crystal