Sunday, July 6, 2014

Presbyterians

"Ooohh, so Presbyterians are more like an ethnicity. That makes more sense. All Presbyterians have bubbly butts." -Crystal.

This after reading Angela's Ashes together, where Francis' grandmother is scolding him for his standing-up, Presbyterian, North of Ireland hair and me explaining to Crystal the history with the Scotch-Irish, the English plantations, and the shame of the north.

Upon reading this, Crystal decrees that no context could be sufficient to explain her chain of thought.