Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Beats by Dre

A beats by Dre commercial came on while we were watching football:

Crystal (within 5 seconds): Eww! Is this a sexting commercial!?

She insists that I post the commercial to prove she isn't just being random.


Decomposition

On a hike.

John Cheng: "Is it ok if I throw my apple core down this hill?"

Crystal (immediately): "You can't throw a body down there!"

She later explained that her criteria for whether or not something is appropriate to decompose in an area is if you could let a body decompose there. For example, apples trees don't naturally grow in that area so...


Brewing

Crystal, as we were talking about the process of breastfeeding and pumping: "It's like you're brewing, 24/7!"

She was referencing how much work we have to do when brewing to bottle the beer and then sanitize all of the equipment.