Guinea Pig

"GUINEA PIG!"

- Crystal, sleeptalking.

Walking into Church

"Oh. no." -Crystal, as we walked into church. I looked up to see what she was talking about.

The stage was full of children prepared to sing.

No Crooked Beards

Earlier this week Crystal trimmed my beard line. While trimming, I heard her say to herself that it was a little crooked.

The next day, I was at TAPS getting bike licenses and I imagined a scenario and decided to share it with Crystal...

At The Movies

Crystal: I thought I watched terminator but it was really kindergarten cop.

Grad School

As I was telling her what I learned in some grad school prep work:

"I will never understand what you're doing from now until the end of your life."

Spirituality

Crystal: What if animals are God's spies?

Another occasion: "The devil says random things..."

Finally: "This is a result of the fall!!" - Crystal, referring to her body fat.