At The Movies

Crystal: I thought I watched terminator but it was really kindergarten cop.

Grad School

As I was telling her what I learned in some grad school prep work:

"I will never understand what you're doing from now until the end of your life."

Spirituality

Crystal: What if animals are God's spies?

Another occasion: "The devil says random things..."

Finally: "This is a result of the fall!!" - Crystal, referring to her body fat.