Circumcision

If Crystal orders any type of beverage and it's served with a straw and the top of the straw wrapper is left on, she matter-of-factly calls it a straw foreskin. Then she rips it off.

Shiny Bus

We were driving down the highway at night. All of a sudden...

Crystal: "OH! What a shiny bus!!!"

It was a fire truck with it's light flashing driving towards us on the other side of the highway...