You're Welcome

Crystal: Thanks for getting the garbage
Me: Yep
Crystal: What?
Me: Uh huh
Crystal: You're welcome. Wait what?

Franco’s Italian Army

Say No to the Dress

Me, while folding clothes: Say yes to the dress...
Crystal: You know, whenever someone says yes to the dress, they're actually saying no to 99 others

Rugby SM

Me: Would you ever be open to getting into...
Crystal: No!
Me: ...?
Crystal: S&M?

I was going to say watching rugby with me...

*Crystal would like to add that she makes no moral judgement on S&M.