Monday, December 17, 2018

Earmuffs

"Does that tree have earmuffs?!?!?!" Crystal yelled as we passed this "tree" on the highway...


Sunday, December 2, 2018

Napkin

While eating a sandwich...

Crystal, 100% serious: This is why I love sandwiches. You always have a napkin!

Proceeds to wipe her face with the bottom slice while holding the sandwich. Again, 100% serious.